The Longest Week

The Longest Week

By Peter Glanz

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release Date: 2014-09-05
  • Advisory Rating: PG-13
  • Runtime: 1h 26min
  • Director: Peter Glanz
  • Production Company: Armian Pictures
  • Production Country: India, United States of America
  • iTunes Price: USD 6.99
  • iTunes Rent Price: USD 3.99
5.135/10
5.135
From 310 Ratings

Description

As he eases into adulthood at the age of forty, Conrad Valmont (Jason Bateman), the over-educated, under-employed heir to the Valmont Hotel fortune, is cut off from his allowance following his parents abrupt divorce and tossed out into the unforgiving streets of the Upper West Side. Luckily, he is taken in by his old friend Dylan (Billy Crudup), and returns the favor by immediately falling for Dylan’s girlfriend Beatrice (Olivia Wilde). As Conrad attempts to woo Beatrice while keeping both their relationship and his bank balance secret, Dylan tries to set him up with Jocelyn (Jenny Slate). Ever committed to the charade that he eventually finds difficult to maintain, Conrad quickly realizes his charm can only extend so far into debt. Now deep into an extensional reflection, will it take losing everything to make Conrad realize what he can truly become?

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Reviews

  • Huh, well…..

    1
    By Lillieiris
    Love all the actors, but the voice over makes me want to run around the room screaming, while the movie fast forwards to the end. Attractive actors, beautiful scenery and photography, literary humor ….. but the voice over is just about unbearable. Still at the end (fast forwarding made the movie about ten minutes long), I found myself smiling because the characters all seemed in a good place.
  • Beautifully filmed, weak story

    3
    By LaurenChloeJ
    Love makes you grow up... I appreciate the artistic direction and creation.
  • Knock off Wes Anderson film

    2
    By allisonwondaland
    Although the cast is decent, the story line is shallow and the acting is just as much. Jason Bateman is meant to play a roll of a detached, grown up "rich kid" but seems to have detached a little too much. The "iconic" style of the director seemed more like a try at the iconic style of Wes Anderson.
  • Boring

    1
    By 2nd Worst Movie Ever
    This movie was terribly boring. I do not recommend watching it.
  • Great movie

    5
    By rubberneck67
    I love movies about pretentious educated people having issues. I’m pretty vapid, so 5 stars.
  • Meaningless

    1
    By moonpath
    This movie makes no sense, it is pseudo-intellectual and without any orientation in the narrative, action or humor. What a waste of time!
  • Oh good lord this was boring

    1
    By Neesapad
    I liked the actors. However, there was ZERO to like otherwise. Rich person becomes slightly less rich for all of 7 days, barely has to deal with it because he just puts everything "on the house bill", and stays at other well-off people's houses. Um, WOAH how did you live through the struggle?! Then he "falls in love" - for a week… Then promptly returns to his old life, having learned (despite what the narrator says) NOTHING. Nothing terribly funny or interesting happens to any of these unlikable characters. Everyone is a privileged oblivious white person who pretends to know of the world because they read (even the model lives in an impossibly large flat with no roommates so we know she's rich too), and at that, they read common novels everyone reads. Not that much to be proud of you guys, everyone has read Sense and Sensibility for petes sake.
  • Sadly, one of the worst movies I've ever seen

    1
    By EllenThePlanner
    I love Jason Bateman and had high hopes for this movie. Had a 2.5 hour flight and high hopes for great entertainment while in flight. What a disappointment. Absolutely nothing to enjoy about it. Not a comedy. Not a romance. Nothing to think about. Nothing redeeming about this movie. Don't waste your time or money. If it had been a movie theater, I'd have walked out.
  • The Longest Week

    1
    By milly1966*
    When the movie began, it thought, Okay I like the actors in the film. Half way through the movie, it took a turn for the worst but most of all the ending was undesirable.
  • Woody Allen+Wes Anderson=LOVE

    5
    By NYCM
    It's almost too much but I watched it twice in two days. I would love to see Conrad Valmont's adventures continued.

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